The Wrong, Wrong Side of the Street
by Kirk Lindberg
Copyright 1999 by Kirk Lindberg. All rights reserved.
(Sung to the tune of "Sunny Side of the Street")

It just snowed, and you know that means,
You've got to worry where to park your car now,
Oh, gee! Snow emergency,
On The Wrong, Wrong Side of the Street.

Op-bop-a-loodle, those stupid rules,
You never know which side to park on,
You can bet if you park by me,
It's The Wrong, Wrong Side of the Street.

  If your hair is brunette, you should park on the left,
If your eyes are blue, then just what should you do?
Green truck? You're out of luck,
Move it on over, and then wish on a clover!

Ooh! Park on east or the west,
Who knows? Better flip a coin now!
You can't cheat! Just admit you're beat!
You've been towed from,
The Wrong, Wrong Side of the Street.